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@Guesticus: the proof is in the pudding (which means in the eating (or tasting)). In the Queen’s case, this can be lethal when not done correctly, so Abby ain’t no fool — get old man Samson to do it 🤭
Waiting for it turn out to be something innocent like the queen asking him to fix the bidet, shower heads, and Wi-Fi reception and everyone listening in getting the wrong idea.
A deadly planet of deadly beautiful deadly women to field test that nano-fly on. And Tirin’s father helped improve it!? What could possibly go wrong? Poor innocent Dabney, sentenced to death for attacking the queen.
@MikeLinPA – did you know that Three’s Company was one of my favorite shows growing up? I think that was a big influence on me and why Samson is the only man in this story full of women 😅
Use the nano-taser and knock her out.
Now, who would the queen suspect of having such a device?
Or her guards?
And who would be present when such a device was used?
Eric Hines
Y’know, they’re both adults and have been around the block more than a few times. Dad should make a stand and tell them all to butt out. IMO if he’s really opposed to an encounter of an intimate kind, I’m sure he can tactfully maneuver his way around it. If not, well it’s nobody else’s business and what happens in the Queen’s chamber should stay there. Yritai might get a bit miffed though.
..this is probably the best course. Trying to interfere is almost certain to just complicate things and make the situation worse.On another note, how does the queen’s “25% nudity” rule apply in her private chamber? Does Samson get a blindfold? Or is it waived in that event?
@Mysto: Haha! Good question. I don’t want to give anything away, but I think the Queen will apply that law selectively, especially if it is to her benefit 😃 — for those of you wondering, this was a Patreon story from earlier this year about the Queen’s sunbathing guards — ” the Queen Flesh Law, which states that no one shall be able to view the Queen when more than 75% of her flesh is exposed for extended periods of time.”
Foolproof.
And proof that Mirby is a fool 😛
@Guesticus: the proof is in the pudding (which means in the eating (or tasting)). In the Queen’s case, this can be lethal when not done correctly, so Abby ain’t no fool — get old man Samson to do it 🤭
@Christopher L Hunt: Haha, absolutely (or was that sarcasm)?
Just take one for the team! This doesn’t have to be an episode of Three’s Company, does it? (Yes, of course it does.)
Waiting for it turn out to be something innocent like the queen asking him to fix the bidet, shower heads, and Wi-Fi reception and everyone listening in getting the wrong idea.
A deadly planet of deadly beautiful deadly women to field test that nano-fly on. And Tirin’s father helped improve it!? What could possibly go wrong? Poor innocent Dabney, sentenced to death for attacking the queen.
@FilledWithLoveAndEvil: Haha! Nothing could possibly go wrong! Agree, poor Dabs — it’s tough being a doppleganger
@MikeLinPA – did you know that Three’s Company was one of my favorite shows growing up? I think that was a big influence on me and why Samson is the only man in this story full of women 😅
Use the nano-taser and knock her out.
Now, who would the queen suspect of having such a device?
Or her guards?
And who would be present when such a device was used?
Eric Hines
A plan devised by kids (even if it is Tirin and her genius sidekick) is bound to have bad consequences for those in the room…
Y’know, they’re both adults and have been around the block more than a few times. Dad should make a stand and tell them all to butt out. IMO if he’s really opposed to an encounter of an intimate kind, I’m sure he can tactfully maneuver his way around it. If not, well it’s nobody else’s business and what happens in the Queen’s chamber should stay there. Yritai might get a bit miffed though.
..this is probably the best course. Trying to interfere is almost certain to just complicate things and make the situation worse.On another note, how does the queen’s “25% nudity” rule apply in her private chamber? Does Samson get a blindfold? Or is it waived in that event?
@Mysto: Haha! Good question. I don’t want to give anything away, but I think the Queen will apply that law selectively, especially if it is to her benefit 😃 — for those of you wondering, this was a Patreon story from earlier this year about the Queen’s sunbathing guards — ” the Queen Flesh Law, which states that no one shall be able to view the Queen when more than 75% of her flesh is exposed for extended periods of time.”
@SFCGator – yeah, Yritai is not going to be happy…
Pops gone hit if he has to! She is the queen…..
I agree with you Red — if he’s gotta, he’s gotta… it’s the Queen! 🤣